Julian Clary
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Julian Clary
@JulianClary
- I can't help feeling that Jacob Rees-Mogg and Priti Patel would be happier working as Prison Wardens.
- I'd like to play Rebekah Vardy in the TV Special.
- Phone call from my mother - panic stricken because she’d poured herself a gin but couldn’t open the tonic water. Paramedics are on the way.
- My mother is 91 today. Here she is aged 18, blissfully unaware of the excitement that lay ahead.
- This is my husband’s tea. If he eats the cunningly concealed beer mat I’ll be thrilled.
- My mother is 94 today. Big rave going on at secret location
- Off for lunch with that marvellous old lush Nigel Havers. You can expect an incoherent Tweet from me some time around midnight, from a skip somewhere in Mayfair.
- I may be 61 but when my mother bakes me a cake I’m a child again.
