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@JoshMalina
Hi. I ruined The West Wing. he/him linktr.ee/joshuamalina
Michael Ian Black's lap, Iran
Born January 17
Joined March 2009
- The President had a fake fundraiser for veterans on tv and then stole the money raised and used it for his own campaign. That’s really bad, right? Hello? Is this on? Republicans, can you hear me?
- This morning my wife asked me whether I had any dark stuff, and I admitted that between the pandemic and the Trump administration I’ve been feeling a paralyzing mix of anxiety and depression. Then she said “No, I’m putting a load of laundry in.”
- Here are the secret war plans of the United States. Reply STOP to opt out of these texts.
- I’ve done the math, and if The NY Times can come up with three more daily games, I’ll never have to think about anything ever again.
- Probably my least favorite Allison Janney character.
00:00 - I don’t like these gotcha interviews where they record a person with his full consent, and then they write down and play back his words for people to read and hear.
- How about writing "HARRIET TUBMAN" across Jackson's face on every $20 bill that passes through our hands? #resist
- GO TOWARDS IT.LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!
- Why do you capitalize only the first words of sentences?Be patient, folks. Votes are being counted, and we feel good about where we are.
- Yesterday, my dad pointed out that since he’ll be having seders alone with my mom, he’ll be the youngest at the table by a few months, and for the first time in over 70 years, he’ll get to ask the Four Questions. #ilovemyparents
- Mazel tov, Eagles!!!!!!!!!!!!! Owner Jeff Lurie, Jew!Congratulations, Eagles!!!!!!!!!! QB Nick Foles, Christian!
- They are going to pay them to do it.
