see ur not a real cookie enjoyer cuz I can immediately tell these go hard as fuck
This girl said “I made you cookies” and this was the plate
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jordan
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science journalist, partygirl, intersex, hot 💋 podding out @ The Kibitz, reporting down @ The Uptake
- I’m sorry but the ocean wants to kiss the moon sooooo bad like she’s obsessed
- There’s no reason a fish needs to be this cunt like no reason at all like why do you as a fish need an opalescent silk gown. She should be at the club.
- Unfortunately sister I do have to draw the line at nazismDoja Cat poses for a selfie wearing a shirt with neo Nazi Sam Hyde on it.
- Not exactly an endorsement you want but definitely an enemy you’re glad to not haveAzealia Banks shares that she has decided to vote for Kamala Harris: “I will be Voting For Kamala Harris tomorrow because Elon Musk (a fucking overrated Ketamine addict) belongs no where near American Politics. The End.”
- I know the eye contact in that house is unsettling as hellRami Malek and Emma Corrin are reportedly dating.
- Her bobbing her head smirking and shit knowing she just sent half the country into borderline psychosis she’s so 😭😭😭😭😭😭 x.com/aspicylad/stat…
- So gross. Neither of them are pulling it off.I see a lot of people trashing Sam Smith for wearing this fab jumpsuit but praising Harry Styles for wearing basically the same thing. Gross.
- I cannot emphasize enough how hard I would shut my ass up like I mean SILENT if I was getting paid $190k to do nothing like baby you could hear a pin dropWorkers at Meta, Salesforce say they got paid to do nothing: ‘They hoarded us like Pokémon cards’ trib.al/VV13FEk
- This is a great feature to implement if you’re trying to get me to kill myselfiMessage show number of messages sent vs. received
- I wonder if Kelly wields covering artists songs over them like a threat like send me $500,000 by Wednesday or I’m dogwalking you on your own hitkelly clarkson covered "My Love Mine All Mine" by mitski
- She looks like she’s not killing people she’s killing boysSabrina Carpenter photo with black hair goes viral online.
- Girl that’s not a beige flag that not even a red flag that’s an air raid sirenthats so weird sorry
- I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have youEarth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th. The asteroid known as a ‘mini-moon’ is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th.
