Trying to find ways to fix the red ring of death was hilarious. The internet would be telling you to wrap your console in towels then give it the people's elbow. A golden age of misinformation.
He looked at his gloves after announcing his retirement & briefly considered trying to take them off to lay in the octagon then just went “ahh fuck it” and just walked off into the sunset. There goes our hero.
So the Costco Dad has now shown a better natural promo ability & worked punches than a lot of current day pro wrestlers. Might be time to start revoking some wrestling school licenses.