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ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
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I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
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    Aug 25, 2024
    The truth about Phony Stark:
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    Aug 24, 2024
    Behind all of Elon Musk’s bloviating and attention-seeking is a small man who is simply not very good at anything. trib.al/PiKHLHh
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    FREE orange wallpaper • HD quality • No subscription required • Ad-free
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    Jun 9, 2025
    Introducing Liquid Glass #WWDC25
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    Jan 9, 2022
    I didn’t realise that @MKBHD and @ijustine were neighbors… 🤪
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    Feb 18, 2020
    .@MKBHD
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    Jul 1, 2019
    Here is what Apple design looks like without me:
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    Oct 30, 2019
    Both of these are the right AirPod Pro, and now you cannot unsee it. 😬
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    Nov 29, 2021
    I nominate @MKBHD as new Twitter CEO. We’ll have an edit button by end of business today.
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    Jul 19, 2024
    Mac users watching the #Crowdstrike debacle:
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    ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
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    Apr 16, 2017
    Decorated some Easter eggs today:
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    ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
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    Apr 20, 2021
    #AppleEvent
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    ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
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    Sep 13, 2017
    Introducing Face Socks. Only from Apple. #OneMoreThing
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    Sep 26, 2017
    Replying to @X
    Users: We want the ability to edit tweets. @twitter: Okay, we’ll double the amount of available characters so you can make even more typos.
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    Oct 22, 2021
    Wow, harsh… #Apple #MacBookPro