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Jonathan Meres
@JonathanMeres
Mid-table children's author. Average actor. Former voice of Poundstretcher.
Everywhere and nowhere, baby.
Joined February 2011
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    Updated the Author Visits page on my website. ‘A masterclass of revving up young children into a frenzy of excitement & laughter, then drawing them back in through the power of story-telling’ Head of Junior School, Dulwich College, Singapore jonathanmeres.co.uk/author-visits/
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    Can someone please at least acknowledge that he’s had a haircut otherwise he’s going to be an absolute nightmare.
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    I like Richard Ayoade. I find him very funny. He seems like a really nice guy. And I have no doubt that his first children’s book is excellent. But I’ve written about 45 children’s books and I’ve never once been invited onto The One Show.
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    There are two types of people. Firstly, those who believe that libraries are an essential and integral part of a community and that everyone should have free access to books and information. And secondly, those who are wrong.
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    Being diagnosed with prostate cancer, at the end of 2020, felt like the crappiest cherry on the worst cake ever. But then there are days like this.
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    Reckon I probably lose a couple of followers, each time I post a photo or video of my dog. Well guess what? I literally don’t care. He makes me happy.
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    Whereabouts are you, in the book you’re reading? I’m currently in 18th century Switzerland.
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    Appointment with oncologist today. And, well...looks like you’ll have to put up with my feeble jokes and dog pics for a good while yet. Sorry about that.
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    If anyone’s looking for a last-minute lamb and/or Santa for their nativity play, we are currently still available.
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    I get it. I’ve listened. And I’ve reversed my decision to stop posting so many photos of my dog. Here is a photo of my dog.
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    Saw that #GrangeHillSausage was trending and feared the wurst.
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    Posting this photo of me and my mum again because she would have been 96 today and I still miss her.
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    I'd like to thank the drivers of every single mobile library van, that came to the villages where I lived, as a child. I can smell them now. The vans, not the drivers #ThankALibraryWorker
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    It’s #BookGiveaway time again. For a chance to win a signed copy of #ScaredyBat tell me your mum’s maiden name, the name of your first pet & your DOB. I’m kidding. Just like & RT this tweet. Follow if you want but I wouldn’t bother. 3 winners picked 25.10.21 @littledoorbooks 🦇