The first people to make Goa plans were the Portuguese.
- Ordered football stockings. Received a triumph bra. @myntra's response? "Sorry, can't replace it". So I'm going to be wearing a 34 CC bra to football games, fellas. Ima call it my sports bra.
- Super grateful to @MumbaiPolice for resolving this immediately. I guess there’s still a silver lining to Mumbai.
- Replying to @__spd_Went to the cops. They called up the douche in question. Asked him to come to the police station to explain his side of the story. He immediately insisted he’s transferred the deposit. My bank statement showed he didn’t. An hour later, I had it.
- Guys, my mother and sister made a movie with their lives' savings. They've given it 3+ years of their lives. They just won BEST TAMIL FEATURE FILM AT THE NATIONAL AWARDS! Strong women influences, I got that.@priyadarshinik and @ardraswaroop's #Baaram gets a 4 star rating from @CinestaanatIFFI! "Baaram is a beautifully crafted social film which will make you question your own actions and rethink your stand on the grave subject of mercy killing." cinestaan.com/reviews/baaram…
- My landlord asked me to vacate my home before termination of lock-in period. He has yet to refund 60% of my security deposit despite me vacating the house in excellent condition. Are there any lawyers who can help recover the rest? He is avoiding my calls and messages.
- If Newton saw a man jump off a building instead of an apple off a tree, maybe we'd have discovered depression.
- Hello Twitter, I'm a writer-director-producer with 400+ brand films under my belt, including stuff for Uber, Flipkart, Epson, Asian Paints + over 100 other brands. I'm looking for freelance writing/directing/production gigs. My work: instagram.com/lowfundwala RT for good karma?
- Replying to @JokingkashThanks to everyone who helped, shared their experiences and gave me some solace here. Of course, this story has a much longer backstory (lack of awareness around EVs, unethical CCTV monitoring, intimidation), but I got some closure:Super grateful to @MumbaiPolice for resolving this immediately. I guess there’s still a silver lining to Mumbai.
- Replying to @AuBear21 @dakuwithchaku and @stonedkoldVacated because landlord and other homeowners have issues with a single bachelor and find them easy to gang up on, but ok.
- *RAGE AGAINST THE CENSOR MACHINE - A THREAD* In November 2016, Kamal Swaroop, Vijay Pratap Singh and a crew of around 15 filmmakers got together to make a genre-defying documentary film set in the Pushkar Cattle Fair.
- Guys, really sorry to announce that I won't be at the Melbourne comedy festival this year since it's been cancelled due to the Covid-19 virus. Also, they didn't invite me. But this is not about me. Stay strong Australia, India, Narnia.
- Okay Bombay Twitter, do your thing. My handsome, potato-gifting albino-indie foster puppy Bartok has been looking for a forever home for the last 5 months. He's 6.5 months old now. Vaccinated, neutered, the complete package. Email me @ [email protected] or reply here.
