Finding out Kellen Moore actually was the donkey and McCarthy was the sharp was the biggest shock of this NFL season for me
John
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John
@Johnnyp135DFS
DFS. EV betting. Johnnyp135. tweets aren't legally binding. teacher. esq. @fantasypts. @theevcollective.
Joined August 2011
- Before having a child of my own, I used to say “I have a dog, she’s practically a child.” I now understand how stupid and insensitive that was - I apologize for every time I ever said that. It isn’t remotely the same - different universe - dogs are easy
- Is it a coincidence that the Blink 182 guy found all the evidence of UFOs and then right after re-joining the band, the UFOs started showing up in broad daylight?
- My favorite new Twitter genre is people crying because they actually expect casual bestball drafters to let them finish their stacks
- What if, and hear me out…, we set an age cap on running for President so we can stop having 70 year olds?
- The year is 2028, Kyle Pitts still goes in the third round and still stinks every year. The fantasy community is now blaming his 4th HC and 11th OC. It’s coming. They all say.
- As someone approaching his mid 30s, I know that this rejuvenation only lasts for 3-4 days at most before I have another sleep injuryVikings WR Adam Thielen feels “rejuvenated” as he enters his 10th season in Minnesota nfl.com/news/vikings-w…
- Replying to @Johnnyp135DFSTruth is tho - he’s a legend. Quit the band for UFOs and people clowned him. And then he leaked the footage that directly led to the government declassifying UFO information lol
- If you have money on NFFC - get it out asap
- Booked a birthday win in the $5 150-max… but I finished 3 DK out of first place with Breece Hall on the squad - bittersweet.
- Replying to @Johnnyp135DFSDamnit I posted that as a joke (I know who Tom is) But he had to go and QT me and now I’m going to get dragged by Blink fans - but this is hilarious
- Replying to @salrx95The chargers have many many many many many problems
- Schefter is such a valuable Twitter follow that “dunking” on him isn’t even worth it to risk being blocked and losing that access
