I see the Brits are already trying to claim Charlton.
John Moynes
138K posts
- The Irish internet was almost wiped out in 1607 by the flight of the URLs.
- Last night at closing time the barman shouted "Has Robert Troy got no homes for ye to go to?"
- An innocent man languishes in prison. His only crime? Breaking the law and telling a judge that he intends to keep breaking the law.
- If they try to put us on Level 5 we should boycott it. Just stay at home and refuse to go anywhere until they loosen the restrictions.
- I think I'll write a letter to the Corinthians. Nobody's been in touch with them for two thousand years. They must feel terribly left out.
- If someone from Cork goes to Trinity which do they mention first?
- Replying to @griffskiIf you can't pick it up with one hand and take a decent bite out of it then it's a failed burger.
- It reminds me of the time Britain fought to save us from a potato-imposed high carb diet.Britain is fighting to save Ireland from an EU-imposed hard border - @asabenn #premium telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/1…
- My uncle works at the place where they make rumours for WhatsApp and he says that next week there'll be one about the army confiscating toasters.
- I saw a racist death threat earlier that included the words "One bullet. Bang bang." This tells you all you need to about how good racists are at maths.
- Churches can only open if they serve a transubstantial meal.
- Remember that time the floodgates of divorce opened and we all drowned in divorce? Remember that time the floodgates of gay marriage opened and we all drowned in gay? Floodgates only matter in the water.
- Appointing Stephen Donnelly as Minister for Health means he'll be bringing some cabinet experience to whichever party he joins next.
