If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”
John Mayer
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John Mayer
@JohnMayer
Joined July 2011
- Idea: somebody should tell Trump they want to make a 3-D scan of his head for a statue but really it’s an MRI.
- They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
- Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
- I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: smarturl.it/NewLightVideo
00:00 - I just sneezed really quietly and someone said “bless you” really quietly because they weren’t sure if I sneezed, and I said “thank you” really quietly because I wasn’t sure if they said “bless you.”
- Hi girls I'm John, single, I wear a patch for back pain and have a daily phone alarm set to remind me to take antacid. Real bad boy type.
- I loved Tom Petty and I covered his songs because I wanted know what it felt like to fly. “you belong somewhere you feel free.” 💔
- How 2 tweet safely 1. Say ur tweet out loud 2. Pretend ur someone who hates u 3. Attack ur tweet from all angles 4. Wait 10 days
- The parents. Their children. The dead. The injured. The artist. Her band and other performers. The crew. Venue staff. All to be thought of.
- Replying to @NICKIMINAJPlease hold, losing my shit. This isn't my reply yet.
- I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
- Wait... so basically Post Malone is fucking great? I wish I'd known this sooner. It's fine.
- Hey, you! Yes, you. I want to tell you something, and you have to believe me. You are loved. Can't always feel it, but you are. Trust me.