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John DeVore
@JohnDeVore
My memoir 'Theatre Kids: A True Tale of Off-Off Broadway' is now available.
NYC
Joined March 2009
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    Hello, my few remaining friends & a few thousand blue check right-wing chuds. I am mostly on these sites these days: >> 150wordreviews.substack.com & >> johndevore.bsky.social Do subscribe to my newsletter and follow me on Bluesky
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    when i was first told by the hr person at the start-up i was about to work for that i would have "unlimited pto" i asked if i could take next month off and she said "no," and then I quietly said: "so there's a limit" i thought it was funny
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    i know nyc isn't the first city to ever experience an earthquake but imagine how los angelenos would react if they, one day, suddenly, ate a delicious, fresh bagel in their city
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    a media executive i worked for called me once in a panic at midnight because he saw a youtube clip of a manatee with eight million views and he wanted to know why our site's videos didn't have eight million views and i said we should pivot to manatees
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    mr brightside is millennial hotel california
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    if i still have to take my shoes off at the airport because of a failed terrorist attack 19 years ago, then you can wear a mask during a pandemic that has killed over 100,000 Americans
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    instead of self-driving cars how about comfortable trains full of fancy snacks that go everywhere fast and cheap and on time
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    11 years sober today. my lord. thankful.
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    u wrote a song called 'cocaine'
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    "welcome to red lobster may i see your vaccination card?" "i am being forced into a train bound for a death camp"
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    everyone on twitter right now
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    getting vaccinated is tyranny but forced pregnancy is freedom companies regulating hate speech is censorship but banning library books is heroism children murdered in mass shootings isn't a problem but losing an election is a call to violence the gop is fucked up
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    *bob fosse puts on infinity gauntlet* snap snap snap