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John Bishop
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‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.
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    John Bishop
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    Jan 23
    So excited to announce I’ll be heading back out on tour next year with my brand new show…. ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ Sign up to my mailing list at johnbishoponline.com for a chance to access pre-sale tickets from 10am on Wednesday 28th Jan (if you’re already signed up, you’ll
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    John Bishop
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    Jun 15, 2021
    We were lucky enough to have Bilko with us for almost 14 years . A beautiful soul and I will miss him massively. He saw our children grow from boys to men and was ready to give us all love. Take a chance on a rescue dog and you could be lucky enough to find a best friend too ❤️
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    John Bishop
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    Apr 12, 2022
    At first I thought its a shame my tour has ended as there is a lot to say about @BorisJohnson and @RishiSunak but then I realised its not a time for jokes. As a nation we deserve at the very least to be led by people who do not break their own laws and then lie to us about it.
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    John Bishop
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    Apr 12, 2025
    I was just on the Easyjet EZY8084 from Palma to Gatwick. Once we got on board we got an air traffic delay. The captain came out and explained the situation and invited anyone with children who wanted to use the 45 minutes delay to come and visit the cockpit. Once we took off
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    John Bishop
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    Dec 18, 2022
    WTF is this ?? I don't care who you are or who you work for you simply can not write things like this. It is a blatant appeal to incite humiliation and violence on a woman. Some have excused it as dark humour. There is mo joke here @JeremyClarkson and no excuse.
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    Carol Vorderman
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    Dec 18, 2022
    NO Jeremy Clarkson. Not on any level, in any circumstance, is it ok to write this stuff about any woman & absolutely NO to "everyone who's my age thinks the same" No no no. We absolutely do NOT think the same. Listen to the noise Jeremy. The crowds are chanting "shame on YOU"
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    John Bishop
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    Jun 3, 2016
    Proud to be part of the team. For final tickets go to manutd.com/socceraid and support @UNICEF_uk #SoccerAid
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    John Bishop
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    Jun 4, 2016
    Coldplay with @NiallOfficial and @ollyofficial A brilliant way to spent the evening before… instagram.com/p/BGP_Y5BPyV1/
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    John Bishop
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    Aug 18, 2021
    I am shocked and saddened at the news of the loss of Sean Lock. He was a brilliant comedian but more importantly he was a great person on so many levels . He will be missed hugely.
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    John Bishop
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    Dec 5, 2019
    I went to the GP . Nothing serious, a check up and a repeat prescription.The pharmacy dispensed the meds and charged me a small fee. It was easy. When something is so easy you may not notice how precious it is. If we loose it we will never get it back. Vote well #preciousNHS
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    John Bishop
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    Apr 17, 2014
    Replying to @NiallOfficial
    @NiallOfficial you and me can have a penalty contest in the warm up only using our heads-if my teeth don't hit the ground I think I will win
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    John Bishop
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    Jul 9, 2023
    Keep going on Carol. They need to be made accountable by the main stream media and also the opposition parties. The amount of corruption perpetrated by the Conservative government in the last 5 out strips anything I have known and its that common it almost expected
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    John Bishop
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    Jul 6, 2022
    I am professional comedian but I can't beat that ! 🤣🤣🤣
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    Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
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    Jul 6, 2022
    The PM’s priority is to stabilise the government, set a clear direction for the country and continue to deliver on the promises he made and the British public voted for.
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    John Bishop
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    Apr 17, 2014
    Replying to @NiallOfficial
    @NiallOfficial @x_emmahoran_x I missed on purpose to make the crowd happy! Niall it's not as easy as dancing and singing with your mates :-)
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    John Bishop
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    Dec 9, 2021
    One day we will look back and wonder how the hell did someone as inept, and untrustworthy as Boris Johnson get the keys to number 10. The most important job in the country given to a man who is the epitome of what is wrong where entitlement and privilege replace talent.