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I once saw a sign in front of a coffee shop that said something along the lines of "create what you want to see in this world" so here you go.
JoeLongBalls
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JoeLongBalls
@JoeLongBalls
all tales here should be regarded as cautionary
Joined September 2012
- Blame is a funny word to use hereLas Vegas tourism is sinking — and younger Americans could be to blame trib.al/0RbqxQ5
- They cut this guy a voice acting deal and like the next day he was eaten by a mountain lionWhat was going on man
- absolutely fucking mogged by a real cheeserBig Parma gatekeeping fr
00:00 - "President Beast" man that's some shit you would hear in japanese video game about america and it would rockMr. Beast says he will run for President if they lower the age requirement.
- it's hard to make a joke about this being the worlds most successful eugenics experiment without it just sounding like I'm seething about being 5'10"Tinder is testing out a feature to let users add ‘height preferences’
- if this shit pops up in your town your rent is about to triple
00:00 - Great premise for a game the group chat talks you into buying and plays onceMultiplayer FPS game with aimbots and wallhacks, Cheaters Cheetah officially announced. Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/3438990
00:00 - mogged at birth with a name like that, good luck you little fuckin idiotsIn 2025, the “Beta” generation will commence. Individuals born between 2025 and 2039 will be designated as the Beta generation.
- happy for you but what kind of sitcom employment have you landed inMy workplace held an AI-generated image contest and I submitted an illustration I drew. Nobody noticed it wasn't AI and I ended up winning.
- guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale not bad = bad can't complain = weeks ruined it's going = worst day of life yet another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane
- I say this without cruel intentions, but I think about half of these things are just a symptom of being bored and ya gotta be careful with what you call autism on a website full of teenagers all to eager to self diagnose something off of some quirk they might have
- Fucked up potential last meal
- POV: you're the Elden Ring boss who was giving me a hard time a few hours prior
