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Joe Fortenbaugh
@JoeFortenbaugh
Dad & husband, @ESPN, IG: jfortenbaugh
Connecticut
Joined September 2008
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    Punt Punt Fumble Punt Field Goal INT Punt Field Goal Punt Those are the first 9 possessions for your Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs. If you're the Niners, you have to be sick to your stomach today.
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    Conspiracy theory: Aaron Rodgers talked all that shit this year to distract everybody from realizing Green Bay was just fine without him.
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    Don't fall for the Iguodala injury narrative. The Rockets played 7 guys tonight: Gerald Green played 16 minutes James Harden was awful Chris Paul was hurt in the final minutes Ariza & Tucker combined for 14 points The Warriors still had 4 All-Stars & couldn't get it done.
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    Geno Smith isn't getting enough love for what he's doing in Seattle. Quite frankly, I don't think we're capable of providing the amount of love he deserves. He was the butt of so many jokes for so many years and now, out of left field, he's absolutely shredding. What a story.
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    RIP to the legend. Said goodbye to Bruno last week after a 15-year run. Vegas>Park City>Vegas>San Francisco>Vegas. Rescues are the best.
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    Blown call no doubt. But that non-call at the end of NOS-LAR didn't cost NOS the game. Here's what cost NOS the game: 1. 1Q red zone execution 2. Brees playoff-worst 6.2 YPA 3. Duped on fake punt that led to LA's 1st score 4. Brutal clock management at end of 4Q 5. OT INT
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    The sports scene in the Bay Area is something else. A baseball dynasty ends, a basketball dynasty immediately commences. A basketball dynasty takes a year off, the Niners deliver a Super Bowl appearance. Never a dull moment.
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    The Niners just made an 8-2 team off a bye week quit on national television.
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    Teddy Bridgewater is now 28-7 ATS as a starting quarterback in the NFL. If you bet a billion dollars on all 35 Bridgewater starts, you'd be up $20.3 billion and would be one of the richest self-made people in the world.
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    Is there a worse fourth quarter team than Baltimore? Choke city against Miami, Buffalo and NYG. Did their best to blow it last week vs. Cincy, too.
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    The biggest winner in the Yankees-Stanton trade? The Chicago Cubs. If this deal takes the pinstripes out of the Bryce Harper sweepstakes, Theo & company now become the runaway favorites.
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    Iโ€™m a big proponent of gambling while gambling.
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    Bears booโ€™d off the field at end of half. Situation is dire. People on edge, tensions running high. Perfect time to consider a free medium soda.
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    If the Niners blow this game, Iโ€™m officially withdrawing my unwavering support of the Kyle Shanahan/John Lynch ticket. Itโ€™s been 5 years & Iโ€™ve defended them at every turn, but at some point you have to stop losing games. And these guys have lost a lot of games. No more excuses.