Thanks, lowest rated President in HISTORY.
Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore - except your President (just kidding, of course)!
Jimmy Kimmel
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Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel
I still call it twitter
- This is like being awake during your own surgery.
- So far 2020, you suck.
- We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @realDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing
00:00 - Tonight on #Kimmel Colin Farrell #SacredDeer, @PattonOswalt #Annihilation, music from Bishop Briggs @ThatGirlBishop #Dream & we make young girls cry with the most popular band in the world! @BTS_twt #BTSxJimmyKimmel
- Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your recklessNEW: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he will pop "some sort of bottle" when the Epstein associates list is released and suggests Jimmy Kimmel will be named. Everyone is excited 🔥 “There’s a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel are really hoping that doesn't come out.” “I'll
- At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange
- Billy is 3 months old & doing great. Thx for the love & support. Please remind your Congresspeople that every kid deserves the care he got
- He was great,charismatic & among the hardest-working athletes ever,but what impressed me most was how deeply-involved Kobe was with his 4 daughters. Pray for them, Vanessa, his parents & his fellow passengers' families on this sad and shocking day. We will never forget you Kobe
- If Donald Trump gets any more embarrassing we’re gonna have to start calling him Don Jr.
- Today we showed the world that there is no MyPillow large enough to smother our democracy.
- One reason Trump’s advisors are so worried he might not be able to win, is because he lost.
