Grabbing a drink at a bar. Guy next to me starts talking to the bartender about Ukraine. I’m bored, so I listen. He pauses, turns, smiles at me and says, “You’re so pretty, you probably have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?”
It did not end well for him.
Jillian Smith
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Public affairs, deep tech, and space.🪐 Views, tweets, and bad puns are my own.
Washington, DC
Joined June 2018
- “NASA scientists say images from the Webb telescope nearly brought them to tears.” Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! I can’t wait! 🥲
- My first day at NASA I was told there is a particularly nasty office politics squabble everyone has to navigate: Star Wars or Star Trek. So I don’t say this lightly: May the 4th be with you.
- What do you call cheese that accidentally escapes the International Space Station? Space Da Brie I’m here all week, thanks.
- Ladies, pro-tip: If you’re going to a conference and you’re a bit nervous, wear a LOUD suit. Every other woman there will gas you up like no other and you’ll get the confidence you need to power you through.
- Replying to @Jack_FrodoI think he’s still picking up his jaw off the floor.
- Made it! Finally had the OPPORTUNITY to fulfill my CURIOSITY.
- Replying to @funfactscienceI know he’s definitely an outlier but the fact that they do exist in the year of our Lord 2022 is wild.
- My fiancé wrote this. It’s a little strange translated from Russian but I thought the message was worth sharing, and showing that some Russians vehemently condemn what’s happening.
- Did you hear about the time NASA charged a fine to a billionaire who brought his pet cat up to the ISS and it made a mess? It was a cat-astro-fee.
- I wonder why so many people don’t know we are going to the Moon again. My own parents didn’t know. Any thoughts?
- Not to be dramatic but I AM IN A GIANT HOLE CREATED BY A MASSIVE SPACE ROCK SLAMMING INTO THE EARTH WITH A FORCE 150X GREATER THAN AN ATOMIC BOMB. ☄️ @MeteorCraterAZ







