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Jessica Kirson
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Jessica Kirson
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Comedian 🎤 Traveling Clown 🤡 Producer ⭐️ NYC 🗽Follow me on Tik Tok @jessicakirson Follow me on Instagram @jessykirson #alwaysbesilly
Just a thought, I’d rather be forced to leave Mortons for being harassed, than forced to have a baby after being raped by my uncle.- A triggered, young woman sent me a message that she was disgusted with the way I made fun of how fat I used to be, and that I need to stop. I wrote back and told her if she ever messages me again, I’ll eat her entire immediate family, including their pets, house plants, and cars.
- A man just went off on me at the airport thinking because I’m a woman, I would back down. You should have seen the look on his face when I ripped him a new one. Be careful who you f*ck with these days. Some of us have a lot of childhood trauma and recently gave up carbs.
- Isn’t is amazing to see how many women defend violence when it suits their narrative? Wow!
- When a brilliant comedian passes it truly feels like there is a little less light in the in the world.
- I get it, I just, ‘recently’ discovered that I don’t care that Jada Pinkett Smith has anxiety.Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she 'recently' discovered she has anxiety trib.al/wL7DgCH
- I was the warm up comic on your failed morning talk show and you were a total bitch to me. For months you never said hello and you ordered me around like a dog. One day I walked off set because I had enough of your shit. Have a great day!
- Guns don’t kill people, drag queens do!
- Wait, am I allowed to wear a tampon? Did they ban that too? Are pap smears ok? Can I orgasm? Do I need permission to urinate? If I God forbid get cancer, can I treat it? I just want to know what I’m allowed to do with my own fucking body. #AlabamaAbortionBill
- Years ago, a comedy club booker told me that I was, “too fat to be a comedian”. So I told him he was, “too short to be a man”.
- Why are people announcing that they are leaving @twitter? It’s kind of embarrassing. What do they expect everyone to do, beg them to stay? “No Janet, please don’t go, we need you to continue to overreact to our posts and turn our words into something we never said to begin with.”
- I just drank a bottle of Windex and I feel gre
