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Jesse Simonton
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Aug 25, 2025
    🚨⌨️Taps invisible keyboard⌨️🚨 Time to get these fingers working again. Welcome to Surrender Cobra. A new college football substack (FOR FREE!) for the junkies who love everything about the best sport in the world. Subscibe. Spread the word. We back. jesseresimonton.substack.com/?r=a7j8m&utm_c…
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Jan 3, 2020
    Moments after Tennessee’s comeback win, an emotional Jauan Jennings talks finishing his career with a dub.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Aug 31, 2019
    Tennessee has set a lot of money on fire over the last decade but paying Georgia State $950,000 to come embarrass you in the 2019 season opener might be the pits. If it’s not rock bottom, I’m not sure what is.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Oct 20, 2019
    Jeremy Pruitt was asked what second-half adjustments Tennessee would make against No. 1 Alabama. His response: Well, the first thing we need to see is what the refs do in the second half. That will be the trick.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Nov 24, 2019
    Jauan Jennings demanded the ball on the sideline before that game-winning third down conversion. He looked at Chris Weinke and Jarrett Guarantano and told them to trust him. Ball game.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Aug 31, 2019
    How is Tennessee doing to start its season? A boat caught fire in the Vol Navy this morning and sank, a band member just passed out on the field at halftime and UT is up by a field goal against a team that went 2-10 a year ago. So yea.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Dec 1, 2019
    Jeremy Pruitt: "It’s important when you get up and go to church on Sunday that you’ve beat Vanderbilt."
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Dec 21, 2018
    BREAKING: The nation's No. 1 athlete Quavaris Crouch commits to Tennessee over Clemson and Michigan. The 6-3, 225-pound All-American will play OLB for the Vols, but Crouch has serious Myles Jack potential, capable of playing offense and defense.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Sep 8, 2019
    Tennessee is 0-2 for the first time in 31 years. Vol Nation remains undefeated though. They packed Neyland Stadium and cheered their asses off. They deserve so much better.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Jan 12, 2024
    Kalen DeBoer is 7-0 against Dan Lanning, Steve Sarkisian and Lincoln Riley … three coaches many Alabama fans would’ve signed up for first as Nick Saban’s successor. DeBoer is an Xs and Os savant. Recruiting is a legit ??? But looks like Alabama nailed the hire.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Jan 3, 2020
    Trey Smith celebrated like a guy who played his final game at Tennessee. But the junior LG said he’s made no decision on his NFL future yet, will sit down with his family in the coming days.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Oct 14, 2018
    Still relishing Tennessee’s win today? About about some classic Phillip Fulmer fist-pumps and high-fives the moment the Vols secured the onside kick and the victory.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Nov 29, 2019
    Mercy, Shy Tuttle.
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    Jesse Simonton
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    Feb 7, 2019
    AD Phillip Fulmer on helping Tennessee in recruiting: They don’t know who I am. They think I’m a movie star from The Blind Side — 40 years in coaching vs. 4 minutes in a movie.”