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You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me
jeffrey
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jeffrey
@JeffScape
Banned from Duluth, Minnesota for having an overactive imagination
Joined October 2024
- Spreading a rumor that my ex supports fracking
- I’m so hungry I could eat the barrel of a shotgun
- Got so drunk last night I folded my laundry and vacuumed my entire apartment
- Had a dream I met Obama and he hugged me and said “keep going”
- Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly neglected me today
- Ok I’ll bite. What is ‘New York City’ and why are you all talking about it
- I don’t tweet for likes. I tweet for my ex girlfriend. If you see this Ashley please take me back. We’re well past the statute of limitations
- I sleep butt naked with a loaded 12 gauge just in case
- Ok I’m letting it linger. Now what?
- Sometimes your tweets flop. And that’s ok. It happens. It just means no one likes you
