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Every four months on Twitter a new group of weirdos discovers I exist and then desperately tries to prove I’m rich, I’m a demsoc, I’m a hypocrite, or I hate queer people. So we do the dance.
In 4th grade I tried to teach myself “how to be human” by replicating the tv show Friends. I did a peer survey and asked my classmates who their favorite character was. Phoebe won, so I spent the entire summer studying her and entered 5th grade AS Phoebe.
Oh you mean like…you help her move and hang up shelves in her new place and buy her drinks when she’s broke and comfort her when she’s upset about a guy? Yeah that’s called just being her friend dipshit I do all that for the women im friends with too.
Thing a lot of people who haven't been direct friends with a girl don't know is that after a little while of being platonic friends with a woman your relationship melds into you functioning as her de facto boyfriend, while she is "not your girlfriend"
Cool apparently half of our country has a weather pattern I’ve never experienced that they call “the devil is beating his wife” which is a phrase I do not fully understand but yeah the country that’s 3,000 miles across is a monoculture bc Hardy’s why not
Stop saying “Jews” when you mean Zionists. Judaism is not the same as Zionism. The most ardent Zionists I know of are white Christians like Joe Biden. Jewish activists shut down grand central yelling “not in our name”. Stop conflating the two.
A family was able to recognize the remains of their martyred son from the shape of his teeth..
His name is Mahmoud Abd Rabbo, he was 19 years old, & he is one of hundreds who the IOF killed & left to completely decompose in the streets of Jabalia.
Sometimes you just gotta dye your hair black, take out the nose ring, and get a job. It’s hard enough finding work already, you don’t need to die on the hill of “my hair has to be blue while I do it”. This is what I looked like for years of my life because I needed to pay bills.