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Little Red Riding Hood: What's the first part of the recipe, grandma?
Grandma: A roux
LRRH (suspiciously): wtf did you just say
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- Replying to @NormWeaver3 and @DavidWolfethey survived by having a lot of spare kids. have 5 kids and 2 can die of disease and you're still above replacement level
- Replying to @g5mith97they're going to have to make james even more oppressed, like make him a gamer
- Replying to @leamaricit's very funny that she imagines an apocalyptic societal collapse where she'd want to blend in by wearing a red hat, but actually having MAGA on it would be a bridge too far. can't be giving trump free messaging in the postapocalypse!
- Replying to @colin_fraseroveruse of these short, punchy sentences is a dead giveaway, imho. people, especially when they're talking casually, have an almost irresistible urge to pack too much into sentences. they may throw a short one in here or there, but not this much
- Replying to @thechosenberghis only mistake was not mentioning it earlier on his own terms, instead of accidentally blurting it out
- Replying to @emanabdelhadiboy i bet youre glad holocaust harris didnt win
- heavy objects fall faster
- Replying to @justalexokithere's no footprints in the sand behind her (because that's when he carried her)
- Replying to @kenklippensteinyes something did happen. the administration said "actually there was no classified info there, the journalists emailed and said "ok so we can publish them?", got no answer, and did so. youre embarrassing yourself here
- Replying to @analystbarbiea common product on precious metals markets is "shipwreck silver," ie silver bars that have legitimately been recovered from a shipwreck, but then melted into new, collector bars (and probably mixed down with ordinary non-historic silver content)
- Replying to @Caligirl_613if youre saying zionists belong in israel, doesnt that make you ... a zionist?
