I’m happy to announce my new role as Director of Hitting Development and Program Design with the Boston Red Sox.
I couldn’t be more excited to join this impressive group and be a part of this historic franchise! #DirtyWater
My college coach played with Vladimir Guerrero and he told me an incredible story.
He got scolded by a coach for throwing and running too hard in early spring training. Vladdy stood up and said in Spanish “my family used to drink out of puddles. Don’t tell me how to play.”
I golfed with a hilarious 78 year old man, and he was dishing out life tips the whole time. The most DGAF guy I’ve ever met.
He tells me after the round “don’t talk to me in the parking lot, my wife is picking me up and she thinks I went deaf 5 years ago.”
What a legend.
Pitchers shagging BP:
*makes running catch*
“It’s not that hard, guys. Nobody makes that play for me..I’m the best OFer on the team. I won a gold glove in high school”
Same pitcher in game:
*kicks 43 mph bunt, picks it up w glove and launches it 6 feet over the first basemen”
My opinion:
Head coach should be calm and collected, never rattled. Leaders never panic.
Hitting guy should be a players coach, and generally a positive person since hitting is demoralizing enough.
Pitching guy should be a hard ass because pitchers are slap dicks.
People are asking me why @BauerOutage is wearing my name on his jersey for Players Weekend..
I won year 3 of the Driveline hitters v Bauer bet. I lost the first two years...These are the two swings that won it.
Sweet, sweet victory..