Girlfriend called me frantically and the first thing she said to me was “jasmine jasmine how do you do that frotting thing I’m trying to do it with the girls at this party”
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Jasbug
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Jasbug
@Jasbuggy
Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2022
- Replying to @ColonMontgomeryhave u tried allowing a little bit of sunshine and love into your life? It can really help with being miserable on the internet
- Replying to @JasbuggyYes, I gave her verbal instructions over the phone while she did her first frot
- Replying to @Jasbuggyngl this blew up way more than I thought, I’m terribly sorry to disappoint ladies but this is the frotting I was talking about
GIF - Q founder Kevin Brittingham is getting absolutely eaten alive by OCL rn yall. Real groundbreaking technology here
- Replying to @eeevuhhhhsincere educational moment, ideally you do not pull the trigger after loading a gun in your home
- Don’t tell my gf but I’m building her an inverted color clone of my 2gun build for her birthday 🤫
- Replying to @Beezer2000It is sincerely only through your own hatred that you fail to see a world more extravagant than your own, there are wonders out there for those that seek them. I hope you find happiness someday
- My most fudd coded trait is thinking wood furniture on pump action shotguns is objectively more attractive than “tactical” furniture, as much as I love the practicality of the magpul stuff.
- Replying to @PUPC0DEDFrankly the egg is on your face if you believed my girlfriend isn’t extremely versed in crushing other women with that weapon
