Jared L Kubin (@JaredKubin) / X

Jared L Kubin

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Jared L Kubin

@JaredKubin

Hedge Fund Founder 🐊⚾️ James 1:2. No One is Coming. Dadmaxxing & Liftmaxxing. Liquidation Nation⚔️ Whatever it Takes.

Washington, DC

Joined April 2010

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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
May 27
This week I had the honor of guest lecturing at Stanford GSB with my good friend @KevinLMak We had great sessions on structural industry change, thematic investing, and risk models After class, I spent the day talking to students about AI and what they expect over the next 12
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Nov 12, 2025
We need to talk about what’s happening to an entire generation…. I’m worried for my kids (this novel below can be for entrepreneurs / investors / or young women) That girl crying because she “felt nothing” on a perfectly good date? She’s not broken. She’s been rewired. We live
Women Being Awful
@WomenBeingAwful
Nov 11, 2025
🚨 Viral TikTok girl crying in her car: “I went on a date with a handsome, accomplished guy... it was perfectly fine... but I felt NOTHING. No spark, no chemistry.” Wipes tears: “I think I’M the problem." Honey, you ARE the problem.
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Jul 6, 2024
Replying to @EZebroni
Rookie chef move. Never ask. Always just make
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Dec 3, 2024
The Standard for anyone learning about the quant world. This is my 3rd time through it and learn something unique each time. Good luck out there.
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Oct 19, 2025
Most people don’t realize you can JUST DO THINGS. This is always my message to college / young professionals. How I learn everything is by building it. When I got into HBS they made me take a “pre” class on finance. I was an entrepreneur… I didn’t understand excel or what a
ℏεsam
@Hesamation
Oct 17, 2025
Karpathy spilled the formula of truly learning something: > don’t write blog posts > don’t do slides > write the code > arrange it > get it to work if you can truly build it you can say you know it. build from scratch guys.
AskSpice
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Nov 8, 2025
5 hrs on a peloton
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevenn
Nov 8, 2025
How much did I pay for this lunch? 🤣
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Oct 18, 2025
I did 3 rounds of interviews with BW. It was … an “experience” 1. Dinner -> seemed normal enough… I had no idea what to expect. Was at the top restaurant in Cambridge… anything we wanted. As a starving MBA, was a highlight. Invited to a debate after. 2. 8 person debate.
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Nov 9, 2025
Prob some HBS grad came up with the idea … let’s make people redeem… instead of just issuing the credit… that way we will save $47m according to my excel sheet when 35% of people don’t
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
May 10, 2025
I know this PM and guys that worked on his team. He had an all star team at BAM back in the day. Prob one of the best “process” guys in the biz … those teams worked hard. Only 1 guy on finX could make that team
liens of new york
@liensofnewyork
May 9, 2025
It's beautiful
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Aug 7, 2025
Never leaving FINTWIT
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Apr 30, 2025
Working with my young son on “regulating and controlling his emotions”. This video from ⁦@jockowillink⁩ hit me like a hammer. For him. For me. Amen. Go Get Some.
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Jan 8, 2025
Platt’s run could be one of the best ever for a true L/S hedge fund. Remarkable
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Nov 21, 2024
Just keeping a running list for myself to repost in future: 1. MSTR now represents a mid single digit of all converts in US 2. Meme coin bro buys 6.2m banana to eat 3. 10 year old rug pulls greedy meme coin people for $30k -> someone kidnaps his dog and asks for money back 4.
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Jared L Kubin
@JaredKubin
Nov 2, 2025
ALL asset managers / hedge funds should only make performance fees with returns (-) expenses over the S&P500
DAHBOSS 💸
@dahboss_vibez
Oct 30, 2025
what controversial opinion will have you in this position?
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