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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
MATETA’S IN THE ROOM
THERE AIN’T NO STRIKER BETTER
THAN JEAN-PHILLIPE MATETA
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
SENT BRIGHTON TO THEIR DOOM
HIS NAME’S JP MATETA
HE’S REALLY FUCKING GOOD
Jean-Philippe Mateta is coming on for #CPFC
Ben
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Ben
@JaniCPFC
(Ben)Jani, he/him, 25, Crystal Palace supporting northern exile, ST holder Lower Holmesdale, follower of York City, avid Joel Ward fan, 27/92, views are my own.
York, England
Joined January 2017
- A chant I drunkenly wrote on my 21st is now being used as leverage for our star striker wanting a new deal. I’ve had far too much influence on Crystal Palace Football Club.🇫🇷 Mateta has put the ‘boom’ celebration on ice for now as talks over his future with Palace have reached a standstill. @EdmundBrack #CPFC
- Nobody benefits from children at a wedding. It’s boring for the kids themselves, it ruins the moment for the people getting married if there’s a screaming 5 year old running around and it’s a headache for the parents. The only people who wants kids there are people who can’t 1/2
- The last time we signed a RB before today: -‘Roar’ by Katy Perry was top of the charts -Grand Theft Auto V was still 2 weeks off release -David Cameron was Prime Minister -The One Direction movie ‘This Is Us’ was in cinemas -Neymar hadn’t made his Champions League debut #CPFCWelcome to Palace, Daniel Muñoz 🤙😍 #CPFC
- Tough day at the office for the old girl 😤
- Replying to @JaniCPFCSort childcare initially, and even then when the wedding rolls round if it’s children-free, they talk about how lovely it is to have a night off from the kids. Everyone wins from children-free weddings.
- Replying to @LiamBCPFCMate he probably thinks Crystal Palace is a fucking jewellery shop.
- When you get a random boner in assembly and it goes down right as you’re about to leave
- Big slice of irony from Brighton fans singing “Marcos Alonso, we know what you did” given the fact they’ve been fielding Bissouma for the last 2 months whilst he’s been on bail for sexual assault.
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