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Jane of the North
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Jane of the North
@JaneotN
“Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
Born February 25
Joined February 2020
- So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
- Remember when Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted, and then got sued? Remember that lawyer who asked if she was sorry she got a man fired? She shut it down with "The unfortunate events of his life are the product of his decisions, not mine." Then Time put her on the cover.
- A tale of two Governors. Look at the children's faces. Kids can always tell.
- My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States. Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind? Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.
- Canadian here, your neighbour with cold winters and sensible gun laws. Did you know we’ve had 11 school shooting deaths? Not this month or this year, but total, in history. And absolutely no deaths in elementary schools. Why? Because gun laws save lives. Listen. It’s the guns.
- Mitch McConnell said if he’s not Majority Leader after the midterms he’ll quit. I’m okay with that.Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextReuters found that there is no evidence that McConnell has ever said he will resign if he is not Majority Leader. reuters.com/article/factch…
- Canadian here. We don’t have prayer in schools, or the Ten Commandments, or God. We also don’t have dead kids. No Canadian child has ever died in a mass shooting in an elementary school. We have guns. What we don’t have is Republicans. American has to get rid of Republicans.Mike Collins, who represents the district where the school shooting happened yesterday, says “it’s not the right time to talk about” gun control, and that the solution is: “We’ve got to get back to God in this country.” Story. meidasnews.com/news/rep-colli…
- "I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that." 🍊
- When they said just move the egg to the uterus during an ectopic pregnancy. When they said a woman can’t get pregnant if raped because her body shuts down. When they said IVF can only happen one embryo at a time. When Republicans reject science, it’s women who get punished.
- Stephen Colbert on SCOTUS. “If these folks believe Roe was so egregiously decided, why didn’t they tell the senators during their confirmation hearings? Because Americans support abortion at 80%. They knew if they were honest they wouldn’t get the job, so they lied.”
- It's safe to say that all President Biden was expected to do was save us from Trump. But he didn't stop there. America recovered faster than any G7 country. He saved NATO and Ukraine. He freed hostages. And at the pinnacle of his accomplishments, he passed the torch. Hero. 💙
