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James Dator
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James Dator
@James_Dator
I’m on Bluesky now because this place is hell. bsky.app/profile/jamesd…
- Deshaun Watson has more settled lawsuits (23) than touchdown passes (19) since being traded to the Browns
- Tom Brady has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
- Replying to @James_DatorI realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn’t want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot.
- In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story.
- Elon is taking Twitter policy advice from a dude who was banned from Magic: The Gathering events for harassing women and pissed on his own floor during a live stream because he was mad his wife got pizza without himReplying to @bestofdyingtwitthe tweet that changed his mind lol
- Good morning. I calculated Josh Hawley's 40 time.
- Replying to @James_Dator“I realized you probably wanted my autograph,” he says. “So I signed this.” He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie
- Replying to @James_DatorI’m working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it’s Keanu Reeves
- Replying to @James_DatorHe wants to buy a ticket for “From Hell,” the Johnny Depp movie. I’m so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him I’d like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph
- Replying to @James_DatorKeanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It’s a quiet, Wednesday morning — almost nobody is seeing movies.
- Replying to @James_Dator“I don’t work here,” Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I’m flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph
