James (@JamesNotJamie1) / X

James

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James

@JamesNotJamie1

The artist formerly known as Jamie. Investor, entrepreneur, distinguished collector of free stuff; lover of watches, cars & horses. RIP Snailbert

Miami Beach, FL

Joined September 2023

James
@JamesNotJamie1
Nov 11, 2024
Following this illiterate guy on ig who decided to skateboard across america a couple weeks ago and left his house in LA w one change of clothes and no money expecting it to take like 2 weeks. He was so surprised when he found out the rocky mountains exist. Really good content
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Aug 10, 2024
Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Jan 12, 2024
I went here and everyone knew you
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Sep 24, 2024
My new startup uses drones to deliver cigarettes through your car’s sunroof in traffic. Looking to raise like $1k or however much a drone and a carton of cigs cost
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Nov 12, 2024
Replying to @JamesNotJamie1
Stop sharing this post i dont want him to see me talking about him like this. Jaayfilms if you’re reading this im only talking shit bc im jealous of u doing something w ur life. I am literally in my 30s and “used to skate” yea man you’re better than me
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
May 6, 2025
Im autistic and my special interest is spending money
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Jul 20, 2024
Her: im coming over, you better not be a member of the dominican national guard with down’s syndrome when i get there Me:
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
May 15, 2025
Not such a sympathetic figure now, is he???
Bizlet
@bizlet7
May 14, 2025
5 years on tinder and swiped right 2 million times and got one date. It's time to Thailandmaxx bro.
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Aug 10, 2024
Replying to @JamesNotJamie1
If you think this is fucked up just imagine being me. Im allowed to vote and own a gun btw
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Aug 18, 2025
I was pretty close
James
@JamesNotJamie1
Jul 17, 2025
Dominican baby boy named chat yipiti
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Apr 24, 2025
Irish men are the latinas of the british isles
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Sep 3, 2025
Replying to @MeganNyvold
You missed the most obvious one—owner’s child doing homework at a table in the corner
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Oct 20, 2025
My mom got banned from her osteoporosis group on facebook again for calling the moderators retards
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James
@JamesNotJamie1
Aug 10, 2024
Replying to @planetclarke and @lovedoveclarke
Scremt*
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