Wife looks @ bank account: Where's all our money?
me: gm
Wife: But where
me: it's in illiquid jpgs that will outperform our bank's interest and the S&P 500 and Eth itself
wife: ok are wgmi?
me: wgmi
gn
Jacob Martin
9,159 posts
Something is brewing.
Trade school 2.0 - we need ppl to build things
- Told the team I’m working on this huge tax NFT project with yesterday that I think the market timing is perfect as I finally see people freaking out about taxes and nfts on Twitter daily 🤣 Expect the ultimate Crypto, NFT, & Defi tax guide along with other goodies on October 26
- If we don’t DAO buy a hotel or apartment building with our web3 & jpg friend in every major city in the world soon where my ownership let’s me stay for free / at will… we’re doing it wrong
- 1/ Spending two weeks doing DD on crypto tax softwares, building out robust tax info for ppl with crypto and NFTs, HOPEFULLY nail down the perfect partnership(s) with accountants and software, and literally make sure 50,000 people or more are no longer scared of NFTs&tax season.
- No idea which law school would be best for me to teach about the intersection of NFTs and Law… but a law school class in America often costs $3,000+ per semester anyways So shall we have an open, recorded, NFTs and Law 101 this spring? NFT gated chat as well? Pls give opinions
- Alright, planning to host one of our most fun and likely most useful Twitter spaces this week! All about Taking Losses / Tax Harvesting / Wash trades etc. Join the NFT Tax Guide crew + friends @KeyboardMonkey3 @farokh @xBenJamminx @NFTsAnonymous x.com/i/spaces/1lDxL…
- gm Woke up to 20,000 twitter followers… who even follows a lawyer on twitter… thanks for not limiting me to being just a lawyer. I really appreciate engaging, thinking out loud, and doing my part to build people and culture. What a week. Let’s see what happens next 🤝🚀
- At this point, if I put together a set of NFTs, which were simply tax advice related to NFTs, it would sell out in an instant
- literally NO ONE could have seen that NIKE'S new NFT reveal was a DIGITAL SHOE it's WILDLY out of left field here and I am DEVASTATED I simply cannot believe NIKE is in the business of DIGITAL SHOES IN SHOE BOXES (MNLTH)
- If I told you this Tax NFT we're working on came with a 1 year paid subscription baked in... from a top crypto tax software... and we did 50,000 nfts... is that too many? or do all the ppl want the tax info & software? Getting strangely mixed feedback rn on number of units
- If you don’t understand how mad Wall Street is about the room(s) of people I just spent my night in… average age of 32… average net worth of… alot. Average value created for others… more than alot. Web3 will be a trillion dollar industry. We’re so early. Good night ily all
- Proof makes $100m+ from mbs based on vibes, access, track record, Being og, and trust despite fud about how much $ it is Ryan Carson a week later: “hold my beer - gonna build a ~$30m fund that competes with the thing I’m already building to acquire and dump nfts”The site for 121G, my NFT fund, is now live 121g.fund I've been blown away by the interest with 80+ folks asking for more information. Thank you! 🤗
- Not sure if we'll sell 65,001 NFT Tax Guides or not (although I told @nftnow that I hoped we would sell more than @muratpak) but the NFT Tax Guide is... live! You can grab one at nfttaxguide.com




