What the tennents tap sees when I stagger up to the bar for the 5th time in an hour
Jake 🇨🇷
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Jake 🇨🇷
@JakeTS_
Glenrothes, Scotland
Joined July 2011
- Would you rather sit with your pals and discuss: A) how we can value each other Or B) naming random premier league players from 2006 whilst sinking pints …Henrique Hilario.Hey, fuck this guy.
00:00 - The MLS is fucking wild imagine Willie Collum coming out the tunnel at Killie v Dundee or something dain this😂😂😂
00:00 - Peter GrifhunReplying to @DundeeFCMost entertaining part of that half was this fat mutants barnet
00:00 - A steward at Dens once took a Capri Sun off me but this cunts got heavy artilleryCeltic 🍀💥🔥
00:00 - So Lennon Miller, a genuine young talent, gets his first call up and; 1) Is basically called shite by the assistant manager for backing himself 2) Kenny McLean starts ahead of him twice 3) doesn’t get a sniff to prove he’s not shite
- Steve Clarke has been absolutely fantastic for us. Superb. Played some of the best stuff I've ever seen for Scotland. However there comes a time in every Manager's reign where they can't take us any further. Think Clarke has hit the wall. Time for a shake up. Moyes for me.
- Knighthood for winning the same amount of trophies as Steve Clarke.Sir Gareth Southgate.
- Ikechi Anya could be the ultimate “mind him?” footballer of all time.❓| 𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙂𝙤𝙖𝙡 𝙊𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮 𝐈𝐤𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐯 𝐂𝐳𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 (𝟐𝟒/𝟎𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔) 🏴⚽️
00:00 - At the pub earlier. Guy at the bar, rangers fan, asked me why I’m wearing an Argentina top (it’s the 150 anniversary one, stunning shirt) I said “caballero, Caniggia, Sara” He said “you know those c**** killed Scotsmen?” I said “caballero, Caniggia and Sara?”……..
- There is not one person that is associated with Rangers that has an IQ over 12. Every single one of them is an absolute mouth breathing neanderthal.
- Dundee Derby drawn out the hat only for Naismith to claim the draw of the round is Elgin v Aberdeen cos they’re “closer together” and “rivals”. Absolute havering baldy bastard.
