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Jake List
@JakeMatthewList
Tell Your Story 🖤 | Cincy + LA | Duke 🏀 | @UofCincy | USMNT/WNT + Chels ⚽️ | Prev: @Foxsoccer @Reds
Cincinnati, OH
Joined April 2017
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    Do you ever just sit there and think about Texas Roadhouse’s rolls with cinnamon butter
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    Best girls ranked by hair color: 15. you 14. can’t 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. very 6. amazing 5. in 4. their 3. own 2. way 1. Brunettes
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    Date Idea: Surprise her with spooky socks from Target, have a horror film movie marathon with popcorn and her favorite candy, and then finish the night around a fire roasting marshmallows
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    If she doesn’t call or text you when she’s drunk sorry but you’re not the one, the first thing a girl wants when she’s drunk is her man
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    If someone wants to watch Elf followed by The Grinch while we drink hot chocolate and then go look at Christmas lights, I’d be down for that
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    rt if you’re: - Ugly no one will ever know which one
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    Dear Tee Higgins, You are loved. You are so loved. You are important. You are not to blame. You are so much more than a game, you are a human being. You are a son and you are a beloved family member of Who Dey Nation. Please stay strong. 🙏
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    If you write your girl a handwritten letter she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens
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    I plan to marry someone who’s okay with roasting one another for the rest of our lives
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    I can’t believe the Eagles and Chiefs get to go to the Rihanna concert
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    if your mom is a 11/10, retweet dis
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    October is almost over, which means SAD season is upon us. Seasonal Depression is a very real disorder that is characterized by depression that occurs at the same time every year. Check up on on your loved ones, especially the ones who appear to be visually happy.
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    Cuddling while watching horror movies is a fat mood
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    Kansas City rather lose 40-0 than face the Bengals in the playoffs