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SOURCE: Guardians traded for Patrick Bailey out of fear that Austin Hedges might become “too expensive to re-sign now that he has actually learned how to hit a baseball”
Giancarlo Stanton: 8 years with Marlins
Juan Soto: 4.5 years with Nationals
Anthony Rizzo: 9.5 years with Cubs
Gerrit Cole: 5 years with Pirates
Carlos Rodon: 7 years with White Sox
Jazz Chisholm: 4.5 years with Marlins
MLB really is just a farm system for the rich teams.
After a pitcher’s duel between PIT star Gerrit Cole and STL star Jack Flaherty, MIA star Giancarlo Stanton hit a go-ahead 2-run homer to drive in WSN star Juan Soto.
Then BOS star Mookie Betts drove in LAA star Shohei Ohtani to tie it, and ATL star Freddie Freeman walked it off.
Taylor Walls allegedly wanted to use this celebration on July 14th—the day after the Trump assassination attempt.
Unfortunately he didn’t get a hit that day. He had to wait over a week until he finally got a hit yesterday.
I’m being 100% genuine when I say that I think Trevor Bauer’s real talent lies in his ability to make excuses for everything and protect himself from the idea that he needs to improve in any facet of his life.
Trevor Bauer spent a decade unapologetically being one of the most difficult people to work with, and now he seems surprised that nobody wants to work with him.