Replying to @michelle_byoung
I thought for a second they handcuffed the german shepard, which would be impressive really
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- Replying to @TertuliaTweets and @MarjanKamaliOne of my favorite deposition moments: Q:Please state your name. A: Mohammad _______ Q: What is the origin of your name? A: It’s literally the most popular name in the entire world
- Replying to @conorjrogersI fear the Republicans could be in for a mildly terse letter from an ethics person in the next few months.
- Replying to @McConnellMuse and @WNBA“Gorgeous step through.”-JJ Redick and Doris Burke
- Replying to @planesanityOne of those threads that ends up on your For You page the day before vacation.
- Replying to @OTerrifyingStill a big nope for me, but it’s not as dangerous as it appears.
- Replying to @atruparThe shooter wrote "Kash Patel is so good at his job I will be found in minutes" on a shell casing.
- Replying to @JonahDispatch and @PopehatThe leader of our military for four years thought we were launching an amphibious attack on Ukraine. It’s a miracle we are all still alive.
- Replying to @RonFilipkowski“I will not let this opportunity to be shitty pass.”
- Replying to @benshapirolmao imagine your tweets if: 1. Saudi Arabia invests 2 billion dollars with Obama's son in law 2. Obama is paid millions by Saudi Arabia to play in and host a golf tournament 3. The FBI obtains a search warrant and raids Obama's estate for highly classified nuclear documents.
- Replying to @CurrentRevolt and @chartreusewahooThis reminds me way too much of my mom's midlife crisis. She tattooed a quote from Cesar Millan on herself and something in French that isn't conjugated correctly.
- Replying to @Glenjr1988I can't get my kid to practice dribbling. It's his only real weakness and all he wants to do is shoot. He thinks he's Steph Curry or Klay Thompson but I may have to tell him he's Tim Hardaway Jr.😂
