One of my favorite deposition moments:
Q:Please state your name.
A: Mohammad _______
Q: What is the origin of your name?
A: It’s literally the most popular name in the entire world
lmao imagine your tweets if:
1. Saudi Arabia invests 2 billion dollars with Obama's son in law
2. Obama is paid millions by Saudi Arabia to play in and host a golf tournament
3. The FBI obtains a search warrant and raids Obama's estate for highly classified nuclear documents.
This reminds me way too much of my mom's midlife crisis. She tattooed a quote from Cesar Millan on herself and something in French that isn't conjugated correctly.
I can't get my kid to practice dribbling. It's his only real weakness and all he wants to do is shoot. He thinks he's Steph Curry or Klay Thompson but I may have to tell him he's Tim Hardaway Jr.😂