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@JackDexterity
Voted most likely to spend three hours making a meme that will get 10 likes
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Joined October 2015
- There are booty short slogans everywhere for those with eyes to see
this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time- You call an Uber. These four cars pull up at the same time. Who you riding with?
- To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.
1950-2022 was the most peaceful time in world history. This was also the period of time when America decided to stop sitting on the sidelines as the world burned. In 2025, we are officially encouraging the people who burn the world to continue. The world is going to war again.
