PSA: THIS BEE IS A FRIEND
if you ever see a bee like this, thumb-sized, dark wings, white face, shiny black abdomen, it’s a male carpenter bee!
HE CANNOT STING YOU. He may bump you or chase you because he is defending his territory. But he cannot harm you, please don’t harm him
"head lice" is on the "yes" list... fucking told y'all COVID denial was going to be the trojan horse for doing away with all forms of infection control
for every glowing puff piece you see trying to rehabilitate Elizabeth Holmes's image, i want you to remember something
she personally approved a 15 month clinical trial using a device she knew to be useless, to measure cancer drug levels in the blood of terminal cancer patients
so many hateful people are gonna get so hilariously pissy w Lush for this lol
corporations shouldn’t be asspatted for doing charity, but this is p legit. 100% profit donation to the National Center for Transgender Equality and they’re giving out little pamphlets on allyship
ok so basically
lobsters do not die of old age. the only thing time does to a lobster is make it bigger and bigger, if environmental conditions are good
this is because they have a secret molecular trick over all of us senescent rubes: constant production of telomerase
Apparently twitter is doing some fucky algorithm nonsense again, other people are saying they’re finding it quietly unfollowing their mutuals??
So pls let me know if you see something like that, it’s almost certainly not intentional!!
but yeah. it’s quite amusing, if silly and unscientific, to think of it in a poetic sense. It’s like lobsters have made a deal with the devil, and the devil always gets his due
does anyone else with adhd/ocd/anxiety/any variety of brain bullshit get really really anxious about “losing momentum” when it comes to getting shit done
this Grade-A Big Boy is massive- 22 lbs, easily 50 years old. but it isn’t even as big as the largest lobster ever caught, in 1977- 44 lbs, estimated at 140 years old