Bro you owe 250k in loans, the government not trying to kill you with the COVID vaccine lol
Jordan Saunders, MD
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Jordan Saunders, MD
@JSaundyy_23
- Me spending 2 hours looking over a 2 sentence email to send to an attending The attending’s response: jorden pleaase meet me in rooom 236 at 7am, Sent from my iPhone
- Replying to @killafranPeople think this is funny, but if there’s no recording, she’s going to jail. The tears of white women historically has been used as a weapon against black people
- Attendings, When it’s a med student’s first day on the service and they say hi and introduce themselves… Please don’t get mad that you never knew a med student was supposed to be with you that day and act like it’s now going to be a burden IN FRONT OF THEM lol
- 3rd year of medical school be like Preceptor comments: This is literally the best student I have ever seen in my entire life. Evaluation: 6.25/10
- I would like to do a research project on the prevalence of AKIs in resident physicians since I never see them use the bathroom or drink water
- “Why are we learning how to communicate with communities, I’ve been waiting to learn actually clinically relevant things like the TCA cycle”
- Step 1 score came out! God is so good man, and to think I was told I could fail out of med school because of my low MCAT. For any premeds that struggle with standardize exams just know that medical school is still for you!!
- I’m sorry m’am I accidentally cut off your child’s legs during the surgery. It’s my fault? Well if he wouldn’t have tore his ACL none of this would have happened.
- Me to the resident: the attending said I’m with you today in the OR
- I’ve been seeing many women in medicine tweet about being misidentified or not being called by their proper credentials. I’m going to be that one doctor that says, “oh you mean DOCTOR (last name)??” if I see this happen 😤🙅🏽♂️
- That OR must’ve been crazy. Imagine being the scrub tech or anesthesiologist and hearing the OB resident asking layers of the skin while looking directly at peritoneum and the med student answering endometrium 💀
