An unnamed high school football player sent me his hudl because he mistakenly took me for a college coach. When I told him I'm just a high school football coach, he then asked "Well do you know any college coaches I can send my film to?" I respect that hustle! Gave him 10.
Football is the most important program in your school. It sets the tone for an entire school year.
Schools that invest in paying coaches and buying equipment for their football program reap the benefits 10 fold.
Schools that donโt are kidding themselves.
After an AFC Championship game loss, Ed Reed screamed at his teammates for leaving their tape on the ground. HE cleaned it up after calling them โlowlifesโ. ED REED CLEANED THE TAPE UP. If he can do it, you can pick up your water bottles and clean up after yourself. #LittleThings
Coaches make up words to sound cool instead of calling things what they are.
โWe Zing Zang out to the BUS, in order to use our Icy Tech which puts us in Abercrombie coverage but only if theyโre in a Unicorn and heโs spicy.โ
*Checks notes* You mean your FS bumps over to trips?
In PE this morning a young man blew past me into the hallway. When I confronted him he replied โyouโre not my teacher,โ and kept walking. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, the young man got a schedule switch to my 6th period. Obviously I alerted him that I am now, in fact, his teacher.
When the scout team looks at the card. 11 guys respond for 11 positions. You ask if anyone has any questions, nobody asks one, and the play isnโt run correctly. x.com/SlenderSherbetโฆ
Iโve had this convo with my girl. All the guys sheโs NOT dating donโt like the pic that youโre in, because theyโre haters. They donโt want to see you winning with home girl on your arm! But when itโs just her they double tap like that gives them a chance still. Facts.
Unbelievable story on Dan Lanning and his wife. How crazy is it he didnโt have insurance as a GA? Why is college football so hard on graduate assistants? Might get some better coaching if you treated them likeโฆ humans?