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Matt Ford
@JMatthiasFord
Joined May 2011
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    wow we really are collectively going through it
    .@Lorde’s 2017 album, ‘Melodrama,’ has re-entered the Top 40 on US iTunes.
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    being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite six people you’ve been blackmailing over and pretend to be your butler while coercing them into killing all your informants. no matter how convoluted your scheme might be. please be smart.
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    fuck yeah we will be buying tickets
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    I have monkeypox currently and this shit is absolutely no joke. If you’re in New York and can get the vaccine, go do it.
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    being gay is expensive and exhausting
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    me drunk on grindr at 3am
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    i love how black mirror made a song designed to illustrate how vapid and shallow pop music can be and the gays immediately gobbled it up and skyrocketed it into the charts, iconic
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    ignore the empty mattress, it’s laundry day 😤
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    i can't explain it but she is immediately gay canon
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    friends: are you sure there aren't any red flags with this new guy me: yup he's really great for me :) guy:
    GIF