jm
21.1K posts
- See if I was a woman I’d exploit every weird man ever, infinite money glitch
- Replying to @ciaraamaryThe bank thing is so weird, when I’ve mentioned it to them when I’ve sold something to someone over there they’re like? They call them “wires” but the fees they have on them are mad
- Replying to @hannahshouse_I’d finish exam early just to cook up bangers for 20 likes
- Replying to @oneweirdsamuel @ethan_lee_ and 4 othersThat’s irrelevant , the stat is the 2 hattricks in 1 PL season, they’re just stating he did it at 37 which makes it impressive
- There aren’t bins accessible in 5* restaurants, they have other shit to do and it takes 30 seconds to grab the stuff, stand up, and put it in the bin on your way out
- Replying to @Danny_1874As long as you’re reformed now, I never used to thank the bus driver as an edgy teen now I say it twice to make up for it
- Replying to @ScottGretton @ste76833477 and @KevinMyers2012I’m not having your steak if it takes 3 minutes takes longer to rest
- Replying to @BollySpeedNot been to a cinema in years but I always bring my own food and a a carrier bag and just stick the stuff inside it
- Throwback to when I donated £250 to a dogs diagnosis in a bar pissed as fuck and it died like a week after
- Replying to @ellsbellsssssThe projectile of water isn’t hitting the face it’s on the chest area then you step forward to wash ur hair
