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Mari🇧🇷
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Mari🇧🇷
@JK47today
I broke up with buckley seconds before the explosion and never looked back. Thats why I still have my eyebrows.
CAPE COD
Born September 11
Joined August 2014
Replying to @AlexRusseii @1000Enigmas and @sarah4rbesgood point ima just go take myself out back for execution now- Replying to @JohnnyBKC15 @billies_xanny and 2 othersIs it your first day using sarcasm
- Replying to @fmPARAFROSYNI and @bwahwtfbwahRIGHT i wanna kiss this person on the top of the head
- Replying to @1000Enigmas and @sarah4rbeswait u haven’t changed ur profile pic or name since 2013? impressive
- everyone saying berenstein but the most fucked up one is fruit of the loom. it’s not even debatable i saw that cornucopia with my own two eyeballs for years. fuck that
- Replying to @SweetAsCandie72 and @Richard57941301A girl my ex bf cheated on me with gave me a nasty look in the mall and then promptly had a fcking seizure and i was the one to run over and put my sweater under her head and hold her til the paramedics came and she still has the same attitude lmao
- Replying to @LaughterHaver and @jestingtimeI wish i knew specifically what he freaked out about so that this could make sense
