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▫️Doppo Wukong ▫️
@JDot_Strxng
• Mostly tweet observations about life disguised as observations about NBA, Gym, and Onlyfans
Leicester, England
Joined October 2010
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    Before my son was born I asked some friends for advice.. there were a few gems but it was mostly waffle 7 things I have learned having a 2-week old baby 1. Crying 2. Sleep 3. Changing Nappies 4. BURPING 5. Feeding 6. Leaving the hospital/car seat 7. umbilical cord \THREAD\
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    Giving your son the ick is crazy
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    Replying to @Unkle_K
    To do roids to then to go work and run reports is nasty work
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    How batman treating your child when he found out he didn't have a permit to sell lemonade
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    Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭
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    This stretch had my knees feeling brand new !!!! Squatting with No Pain!! Try it out if you have knee pain
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    I collapsed when I saw the ending 😭😭🤧
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    Can someone explain the correlation? I'm really struggling with this one
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    Replying to @RejiYates
    Open the door .. close the door .. I am soo confused!!!
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    Replying to @Unkle_K
    Every time I hear those lines
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    One on one with my son today.. I gave him buckets
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    Would you get a man cave if you could?
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    Replying to @RejiYates
    This was an honest mistake by the guy.. why she making a big deal out of this? Loooool
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    Get help from a woman or dance with an alligator ...
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    What’s that picture you want to recreate so bad?