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- PRES TRUMP TODAY IN CALIFORNIA: " 'WEIRD AL' WAS VERY MEAN TO MR. COOLIO!! DIDN'T ASK FOR RIGHTS. NOT VERY NICE!"
00:00 - OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"
00:00 - It's weird that peanuts is about charlie brown and not the kid who is clearly one america's all time jazz piano greats
- Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits
- I want to be the guy in a video game town who says things like "I'd like to help you complete the tapestry, but I can't do anything until I find my Wแดแดแด แดษด Bษชสแด "
- Guy who invented coffee: "Don't even talk to me until I've invented coffee"
- OMG TRUMP UNLEASHES 'FURY' ON BIDEN ADMIN IN TRIUMPHANT CPAC SPEECH: "UNDER [BIDEN], BOWSER... TOO BIG, [SUPER] MARIO CAN'T KEEP UP!!"
00:00 - I dont smoke but I bet ripping cigs on the plane was awesome. Happy for you guys
- OMG DON FOUND GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS OF TRYING TO TAKE DOWN FRAMED PHOTOS OF HOT LADIES FROM BUCA DI BEPPO MENS ROOM... CALLS GM "A DISGRACE".. "[CARBONARA] TOO EXPENSIVE...JUST PEAS AND EGGS"
00:00 - There should be about 1000 more episodes of Billy On The Street. There should be a new one every morning
- While my son was being born today i told the nurses "it's like reverse sex!" anyway they wont let me see the baby
