My daughter’s lost a baby tooth and because we’ve not paid for anything in cash for nearly A YEAR we have no coins in the house so I’ve taken £1 from her money box to give her and I feel like turning myself in
Isy Suttie
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Isy Suttie
@Isysuttie
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Joined May 2009
- If anyone wants to feel better about your life, this is what was under our sofas when we moved them into the new house
- Daughter just caught us in her bedroom, presents in hand. Woke up and asked us what we were doing. Said we were moving her presents that Santa had just left so she’d have better access to them in the morning. She bought it. Am sweating like the beginning of Midnight Express.
- Just saw an ice cream van getting petrol and it felt like I’d seen Santa stopping for a piss
- If you’re finding yourself floundering a bit, please forgive yourself. We’re in a bloody PANDEMIC and the rules are all blurry like they’ve been left out in the rain. Be kind to yourself. This is exhausting.
- Just seen a man in Brixton with his mask covering only his mouth, using his nose to smoke a cigarette
- We lost our dad on Boxing Day 2011 and every Christmas I find myself a bit wobbly, crying at lots of things, including how nice mince pies are. If anyone’s feeling wobbly too, know you’re not alone and I hope you find some moments of peace and love.
- Hey @elisjames I’ve booked a surprise non-refundable wedding for us in France in December and booked the caterers and band - hope that’s ok! Xxxxxxxxxxxx
- Elis is in charge of Christmas dinner. I just walked past him on his phone and he was googling “cooking”
- Idea: an app which informs you that you have in fact got five jars of cumin in the cupboard when you’re in the supermarket and you definitely don’t need to buy another one “just in case”
- My dear friend’s mum died in 2020 after a tremendously difficult period. At the funeral we all sat alone in masks crying, then stood in the car park socially distanced. I couldn’t hug my friend, she could barely hear me through the mask. I just cannot believe this government.
- The most versatile emoji: Soz running 10 mins late 🤪 I forgot your birthday 🤪 I just downed a pint of Baileys 🤪 I’m leaving you and taking the kids 🤪
- Those who don’t get much time to themselves at the moment: don’t let anyone tell you how to spend that precious time. You don’t have to do a Zoom chat if you don’t feel like it, even if you’re normally very sociable. Eating marshmallows & gazing at the ceiling is not wasted time.