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@IsaiahThinks
Small ramblings about life. Nothing to live by or take too seriously.
London
Joined October 2014
- Being able to square up in the first place is a privilege in itself.
- If I pop up doing 1 year anniversary post with my girl please don’t try and do calculations to check if dates overlap. Choose peace always.
Why do men become so mean when you mention pegging them- “So why do you think you’re suitable for this role?” Sir, I have no food in my fridge. Please.
- I don’t know how many more “we move”s I’ve got left in me
- Summer Walker “Playing Games” slaps differently coz really and truly most women aren’t even asking that much from us, especially when they’re feeling us. It’s more about doing the little things, our words marching our actions, and just not making her feel disrespected
- This is the worst tweet I have ever seen in my entire life.
- Me getting off the Northern Line at Bank and doing that marathon to the Central Line x.com/jampkin/status…
- Just ate up all my lies like one idiot - complete lack of critical thought.Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
- OK. We are all rushing Michael when he lands at Gatwick. I’m sorry. Amber said to him what was all that stuff about “I’ve found what I’m looking for” To which he responds, “did you hear me say that about any specific person?” LOOOOOOL this pathological liar #Loveisland
- I feel soo nasty when a fly flies too close to my ear. That ZZZZZZZZ! Now my mood is ruined, I feel cold inside, and I want a shower
- 10 seconds after us comparing hand sizes
