>turn-based gameplay
>timing-based action commands on both offense and defense
>robust customization options despite a limited number of “attacks”
>you get better as you play
Behold, a Paper Mario-like
Iron Joe - Ashley & Red for whatever can have ‘em
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He/him. Point those out if you stink. Wario’s pretty cool. Avatar by @kujikawaii Jimmy Neutron/Octodad/Lambdadelta/Garnet/Juri main
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Joined March 2013
- Y’know what? You’re right. I’ve been too harsh on it. I’m gonna go buy it nowIt’s been almost 3 years and I still don’t understand the hate Super Mario 3D All Stars gets? It a solid collection of Mario’s best 3D games on Switch. I’m not sure what else people were expecting?
- Piracy isn’t necessary, they said. Just buy a used copy, they said
- “Where do *I* stand on the Switch Pro Controller? You’re not SUPPOSED to stand on it lmao!” Your longtime mutual who, unbeknownst to you, is a sentient amiibo:
GIF - my take on the mario vs sonic debate
- i couldn’t find this gif without subtitles searching “squidward seatbelt” or “squidward grinder” but “squidward joe biden” gets it immediately
GIF - Leffen explaining to the McDonald’s manager that he shouldn’t have to wear non-slip shoes because they make his wavedash shorter
00:00 - Aw hell nah they deep fried spunch bob
- y’all remember this shit
- Seems worth mentioning that Vivian isn't the only girl Goombella calls cute
- Replying to @senpaistefenfunny how the big right wing panic is that basic LGBTQ rights is emboldening pedophiles when actual pedophiles are being emboldened by the ability to get free sympathy by calling the consequences of your actions “cancel culture”
- Replying to @viking_gumballthree of your coworkers vs. bruce lee is nasty work
- Homelander encountering a wild Machop
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