user avatar
Invictus
@InvictusTeaches
educator, coach, lover of games.
grayslake
Joined August 2010
786
Following
11.9K
Followers
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Mar 9, 2025
    The Browns are now rostered like my 7 year old Pokémon team. One level 100 Gyarados and some rattatas.
    user avatar
    Adam Schefter
    @AdamSchefter
    Mar 9, 2025
    From trade to truce and beyond: the Browns and Myles Garrett reached agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money and now makes him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.
    4.8M
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Nov 5, 2019
    Me: hey did you eat in my car when you borrowed it today? Wife: ummm no why? Me: oh because there’s crumbs everywhere. Wife: hmm that’s weird LITERALLY MY WIFES INSTA STORY:
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Dec 23, 2019
    Do people really get cars for Christmas? These commercials can’t be based on fact. “Hey babe what’s the limit this year for us?” “Um I was thinking 5,000 down and then 440 a month for 5 years!”
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    May 18, 2018
    So, you’ve waited until now to care about your grade.
    GIF
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Oct 13, 2019
    All my students grades just went up. Did something happen?
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Mar 17, 2018
    My Papa (Grandpa) got some @Ninja gear 😭😭😭😭 omg
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Jun 5, 2020
    Brocial distancing
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Aug 7, 2020
    Got em @Ninja
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    May 28, 2018
    I am officially married!! What an amazing night. I can’t believe how amazing yesterday was. Super proud of my students for not showing up even though I missed them and secretly wanted them there. Here is the bride and I!
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Nov 22, 2018
    Pokémon community.... do we have a new gamer?
    00:00
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    May 2, 2018
    One of my amazing students turned me into a Pop! Figurine and ITS AMAZING 😭😭😭😭
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Jun 10, 2018
    Halo 6: Blast from the Past. You place the disc inside your Xbox One and are immediately transported to the year 2004. Once there, 343 wins you over with classic gameplay and a childlike nostalgia you thought you would never find again. #XboxE3
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Sep 10, 2018
    The second we get on the plane Tyler looks around (because it’s small and all 3 brothers are on flight) and he goes “yikes this could be a quick way to end the dynasty” 😂😂
  • user avatar
    Invictus
    @InvictusTeaches
    Sep 10, 2018
    The squad!