one time a girl told me "my celebrity crush is george michael, which sucks because he's gay AND dead" to which i replied "double whammy" and i genuinely think i will never be that funny again
just remembered how the bbc made dan and phil do a radio documentary on online dating where the premise was that they'd been single for too long and needed to find girlfriends, why was their career a never ending series of saw traps 😭😭
side note, and ik this may be stupid, but is this kinda the first time they've properly confirmed dan hit phil up with the intention of starting a relationship 😭😭 like ik they've admitted to him being a stalker but never the motivations
when straight guys act gay for the bit everybody eats it up, but when people who are actually gay act like they're gay, even if they're joking too, ppl freak tf out....#noticing
being a dan and phil fan this month feels like getting concussed whilst on a carousel and every time you sit up another fucking horse just hits you in the head and you're pretty sure you have brain damage but you can't pause and check
ppl will watch documentaries about britney spears and go "omg i can't believe how we made fun of the mental health issues we caused" and then make fun of chappell roan for "always complaining" and cancelling a concert because of the mental health issues they caused