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Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@InkMasterbator
Chick with a shtick. Multiple award winning comedian, tattoo artist, and filmmaker.
Joined April 2013
- Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.
- Peak female performance is Greta Thunberg getting you arrested because you were too stupid to not order from a local pizza joint when attempting to evade authorities on human trafficking charges.
Peak female performance is pregnancy. - Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.
- Christmas eve 1999 I was 14. We were due to be evicted January 1st and didn't have a single gift under the tree. My stepdad came home from work like he'd seen a ghost, shaking and crying. He'd won $200k on a scratch ticket. I'm not religious, but that was a Christmas miracle.
- My trump supporting transphobic christian uncle who said I was going to hell for being trans and needed to "Get right with god" murdered his wife and then offed himself the other night. Save me a seat down there!
- Youth pastor.Name a reason a child would need this x.com/AntiLeftMemes/…
- This dude went so far to the right he came out on the left like a game of Pac-Man 🤣
- You can have all the surgery you want but you'll always be the height marked on your birth certificate.Paying $150k to have unnatural proportions and be crippled is insane to me
00:00 - I helped a Nazi cover-up their swastika tattoo today. Looking at it now you'd never know it was there, pretty wild what six feet of dirt can do.
- This is a hate crime in that I hate the he's faking his death again.BREAKING: Influencer Known for Putting on Makeup to Troll Liberals Found Dead in Mexico Hotel Room
- Just wanna take this moment to celebrate JK Rowling not having tweeted in like two weeks and Andrew Tate got arrested for pedophilia, again.
