Hey guys, wanna feel old?
I'm 40.
You're welcome.
Macaulay Culkin
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Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Exclusively on Instagram now: Culkamania
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Joined March 2011
- This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.
- Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
- I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
- #heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult? Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad
00:00 - Merry Christmas, everyone. Seen any good movies lately?
- Replying to @IncredibleCulkIt's my gift to the world: I make people feel old. I'm no longer a kid, that's my job.
- I have a big problem with this petition... I'm actually 39 years old.
- I just woke up and saw I was trending. Can someone explain what's going on? Did I die again??
- There’s no better way to celebrate your half birthday than to watch Jake Paul get punched in the head repeatedly.
- No, I’m not that priest guy from Always Sunny.
