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scottysire
@ImNotScottySire
i’m so not funny it’s funny
Born April 1
Joined January 2009
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    I made an app that estimates how much money you’re saving (and how many empty alcohol calories you’re avoiding) when you take days off drinking. and it is now in the app store!
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    my whole life is a fucking lie!
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    love is real, that’s what i saw in david’s video. don’t draw the wrong message from it xoxo somebody pass me the mayo
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    i wonder if kyle is ever going to tell us what the fuck is up
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    tattoos are great conversation starters which is why i regret getting any
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    once i stop feeling like i’m dying it’s over for you hoes
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    i’ve taken a picture with this guy 3 years in a row. i get to watch him grow up and he gets to see me fuck up my hair.
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    how could a few guys make a decision for thousands of women? i wouldn’t even choose where to eat unless my girlfriend ultimately made the decision.
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    omg who is she? twitter do your thing
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    i’ve seen a lot of people doing quarantine makeovers but nobody can touch mine
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    im pretty negative but i did a lot this year -posted hundreds of youtube videos -started a merch company -performed music live for the first time -released a full album of songs -announced my own tour -bought my friend and my mom new cars -was in davids vlog 45 seconds total
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    how’d my dog grow so fast i got her like 5 minutes ago
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    the hype house kids all totally missed the phase where you move to LA with no money and slum it in a really shitty apartment for a few years while you try and figure out if you can even make money on social media and skipped right to the mansion i feel bad :/